The look in her eyes told him that she wanted him. He pulled her closer and brought his mouth down upon hers with a sense of urgency. He oozed passion as his mouth crushed the soft rose buds of lips. His tongue, moist and hungry parted her lips to explore every inch of her mouth. His hands were busy undoing the buttons of her shirt...his fingers soon found what they wanted...the soft mounds of her lush breasts with nipples hard and erect, ready for his hungry touch...
This is exactly the point where I start to lose interest. Whether it be chick-lit, a porno or real life. Now I know that men have some serious obsession when it comes to breasts. And no, I'm not talking about the size, shape or the touch and feel of it. I am talking about breasts as a part of the female body. Be it any woman then, a man's eyes will first meet her breasts and then wander up to her face. Don't even argue about this. It's apparently been proven...so Google it! Anyway, it's not that I have an issue with a man looking at my breasts or feeling them up (and no I am not talking about a random man here...probably my boyfriend). My problem is with the fact that most men don't know what to do with them!
So I decided to get this issue off my ample heaving bosom once and for all and decided to come up with a list of do's and don'ts for all you hapless boys out there:
1) Look and appreciate. Do not ogle!
Boobs as they are popularly known are a part of the female anatomy. Yes they are pretty, yes they are sexy and yes we girls are to blame for adorning them with pretty lacy negligees and bras. But the idea is to get you to look and appreciate. However, it kinda kills our buzz when all you can look is our tits! There's a face up there boys! Unless you look at it and make conversation to the girl, your hands are never going to be let anywhere close towards those succulent breasts!
2) If the girl says no...back off!!!
Actually this should be number one on the list. You may not have an issue with women touching Dr. Pecker down there but not all women are comfortable having you fondle her breasts. Your girlfriend needs to feel comfortable enough to let you touch her there. It's a matter of trust. Earn it! Take it slow and you'll be in booby heaven...trust me or better still...ask my ex boyfriend (yeah well did I mention I am currently single and looking to mingle?)
3) Touch me tender. These are my breasts not your chapati dough!!!
I like it when you touch me. I love it when your fingers an teeth fight it hard to get that bra to unhook. I go crazy when your warm fingers finally come in contact with my excited body and graze my nipples softly. It drives me wild when you cup my breasts and knead them softly...making me want you badly!
But what I don't like is when you take the kneading too far! It is NOT pleasurable! IT HURTS!!! Maybe I'm not into extreme BDSM...but then again not many of the girls out there are. So unless you want the girl to NEVER let you touch her boobs again for you left them sore and hurting...sometimes as bad as hurting for days...indulge in it at your own risk.
A little tip here: don't get carried away while you are touching her boobs. Keep your ears and eyes open to know how she's responding to your touch. I hope you are smart enough to distinguish between a moan of pleasure and a cry of pain! If not, look at her facial expressions...if she looks as if she could strangle you with your bare hands...you know you better stop!