A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop £500 on the ground at your feet, and in the time it takes you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her mobile phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the £500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour-and-a-half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "Tell me then," the girlfriend asked, breathless with excitement. "What happened?" The lady said, "That ******* had £500 in pound coins."
Allan, Barnsley