If only they could...
The cricket bat, hockey stick, chess queen, football and shuttlecock speak up about Virat Kohli, Messi and Ronaldo, PV Sindhu and Saina Nehwal.
Bat
I’m like that blue-eyed boy who is treated well by everyone. I’m responsible for all those fours and sixes. Those crazy fans are after cricket and guess what, cricketers are after me. Cricketers don’t like me, they love me. I’m their most valued possession. Isn’t it crazy? My favourite owner is the handsome hunk Virat Kohli who once blew a flying kiss to his lady love. Shhhhhhhh… Can’t take her name, she will break me to pieces. I fondly remember that day when he held me in his hand, bent lower and gave that lovie-dovie kiss to his adorable lady love. Guys, at that time I couldn’t resist my excitement and instantly gave a six at the very next ball.
Hockey stick
Huh, juniors! Here’s what I think. I participate in the national game of the India. Though I am not that popular like Cricket and Football, I let my country proud every time I represent India. I’m the boss, the leader and above all the baap of everyone. I can hit you even harder. So beware!
Queen
Guys, you are talking to the queen of chess. Pay some regards. No other piece can move diagonally, horizontally and vertically but I can. Only the intelligent and patient people can take their hands on me and play the game of Chess. Without placing me in the middle of the first rank next to the King one cannot start the game. So, I repeat I’m the Queen of Chess!
Football
Oh! My! Gosh! Messi, Ronaldo and many more handsome dudes run after me. These hot footballers spend most of their time with me. They practice with me; they play their nationals and finals with me and most of the time in every game they keep an eye on me. I feel proud of my wobbly figure because even the girls with hot looks cannot get those guys running after them.
Shuttlecock
People always admire my beauty. I am soo beautiful, I look soo pretty. The game of Badminton cannot be played without me. Though I am little and less noticeable but PV Sindhu and Saina Nehwal love me more than their badminton. They make sure that I keep flying their names higher and higher. I am just like that little girl who is constantly being pampered.
From the November–December 2017 issue of FHM India.
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