The 19 Cool Products That Every Man Must Buy

A geek’s teapot, a doughnut speaker and a soap that looks like engine oil – the Internet is full of nutter things that you might end up buying.

01 Robot tea infuser

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While it will still take some time for robots to date another robots (Wall-E), threaten human existence (Terminator), and fall in love with their maker’s girlfriend (Robot) in real life, those of you who want to have a bit more of a BOT in their lives can buy this sophisticated looking easy to use tea-infuser to add geekiness to your tea sessions. www.whysoserious.in ₹1200

02 Nerdtendo hip flask

There are just two things that a man needs when he is alone – a 250 ml whiskey and a handheld game. This Nintendo Gameboy inspired flask combines the best of both worlds. Handmade with stainless steel, this flask can hold 250 ml of any of your favourite beverage. www.whysoserious.co.in ₹2200

03 The Fart Tutorial

Since you fart 15-16 times a day, how about buying a book that will empower you with the fundamentals, pro techniques and all the gyaan you need to make you a masterblaster? www.whysoserious.co.in ₹1200

04 Mini Bat Signal

If there is anything that we love more than Batman and his unbelievably cool rides (not including the Catwoman), it’s got to be the Bat Signal. The projection size of this battery operated device is 1.5” x 2.5” x 1.75” and the pack includes a full colour 48-page mini book about Batman’s history. www.sweetcouch.com ₹1000

05 Motor oil spoof soap

Now we really don’t know what we should write to convince you to buy this shower gel packaged like motor oil and which in fact, resembles engine oil itself. But it is made by the guys who made the popular blood bath shower gel and that even this one treated to be equally popular. www.whysoserious.co.in ₹1200

06 MP3 goggles

We have serious doubts about the kind of products that Rediff sells online, but this one is so cool that we are ready to waste our money on it. A perfect companion for outdoor activities or daily rides and walks, this eyewear comes with anti-glare lenses that protect your eyes against ultraviolet rays under the wave length of 400 nm. The MP3 part of it comes with adjustable earphones, USB rechargeable battery that provides up to four hours of playback and 4 GB flash memory. www.rediff.com ₹1000

07 Superhero pint glass

Heroes drink like heroes, and that’s what makes this pint glass a must have in your range of bar accessories. This officially licensed DC Comics collectible comes with logos and removable capes of other superheroes too. Just don’t pop it in a dishwasher. Even the strong studs need careful treatment afterall. www.whysoserious.co.in ₹1000

08 Superman cufflinks

Now who would really wear superhero cufflinks to work or even parties for that matter, but then if you’re really loyal to your superhero or your girlfriend likes everything and anything Superman, you might consider buying these cufflinks that are made of...well, steel obviously. www.inonit.in ₹1500

09 Golf cart clock

Your desktop will not look like the death bed of half-finished coffee cups anymore if you have a watch like this adding life to it. It has a transparent LCD clock, calendar and temperature display, alarm function and most importantly, is undeniably cool. www.tajonline.com ₹2000

10 Hyderabadi biryani fridge magnet

You will still find a partner who will respect you more than you respect yourself or someone who will not treat your credit like free money, but it’s tough to find a fridge magnet that does justice to your sensibilities. We spotted this one recently and it’s already on the way to our letter box. www.excitinglives.com ₹150

11 Guitar bar

Made of treated rubber wood, this decently sized bar is an ode to all the men out there who want to make everything musical. This bar would suit a bachelor more than a family man who is always stocked up on as many varieties of alcohol as possible. www.plushplaza.com ₹27,000

12 The bag with speakers

Parties happen at random places, at random times and for random reasons, but you won’t always have things like dock speakers or a deejay playing hip-shaking music on a state of the art sound system around you. That’s when a product like this comes handy. It has speakers attached to it and you can plug any phone or iPod to play music on them. The speakers run on four batteries. www.sweetcouch.com ₹3600

13 An MP3 player that will swim with you

Going for a swim in the sea? Carry this music player. It’s made to withstand water up to depths of three meters. It comes with 4GB internal memory and a rechargeable battery that lasts through 10 hours of continuous play. It’s also sink-proof and supports WMA format music. www.plushplaza.com ₹5000

14 Wine accessory set

If you’ve decided to graduate from a beer drinker to a wine drinker, invest in this elegantly stylish, moderately stuck up wine accessory set that comes packed in a wine bottle exterior. It comes in two sizes – large and small. www.plushplaza.com ₹1000

15 Suitcase power bank

For someone on the move all the time or anyone who has a phone that’s always hungry for a charge, this travel charger is a boon. It looks exactly like a suitcase and fits in your palm. It can charge most of the phones available in the market and doesn’t supersize your phone like a mophie. www.plushplaza.com ₹2200

16 Tapri shot glasses

The makers might want people to think of these as tea glasses, but what they don’t know is that these are the type of glasses that can make any drinker’s day. www.shop.ishana.com ₹2300

17 Pisa wine holder

Liquor bottles are as popular for what they have inside as they are for how they look outside. If you are stuck with friends more refined than you, this will make a decent present. www.plushplaza.com ₹2000

18 Wallpad clock

Take your love for iPad to your wall with this clock made of glass. www.snapdeal.com ₹5000

19 Doughnut speaker

Anything that looks like a doughnut can’t really be bad. Can it? www.tajonline.com ₹1500

From the January 2014 issue of FHM India.