The Bloke Test: Amaal Mallik
One of the youngest composers in the industry, Amaal Mallik takes the FHM Bloke Test.
01 Have you ever stared someone out?
Yes... it was the craziest stare down! And I reckon, it was a guy who got scared of me, and came and said sorry to me without any reason hahaha! I didn’t even know him.
02 Have you ever followed through on an exuberant fart?
Nope, why would you!! This is where the good old adage on ‘Curiosity kills...
03 What’s the most masculine thing you’ve ever done?
Climbing Mt Eden in New Zealand. Apart from the climbing which itself was a big thrill, the way up treats you to some spectacular views of the city centre and surrounding areas. The tracks, though, can be slippery as hell.
04 What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever set fire to?
My shoes.
05 Have you ever growled at yourself in a mirror?
I do it all the time. Every time I wake up I growl at myself.
06. Have you ever used a voucher on a date?
No, I don’t use vouchers, vouchers- why really!
07 Have you ever fraped someone?
I do that with all my friends, whoever leaves their accounts logged in.
08 Have you ever shaved a part of your body other than your face?
My chest, my hands and places you do not want to know.
09 What’s the biggest sandwich you’ve ever made?
I don’t even know how a kitchen looks like, so no question of being recipe friendly. Which is not necessarily a good thing, but well, that’s how it is!
10 What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever drunk from?
A perfume bottle. Now use your imagination!
11 Have you ever had a successful naughty video chat session?
I don’t do videos. I like getting naughty in person. That should explain it.
12 Have you ever asked your date to pay in a restaurant?
No. but I made the neighboring table pay. And mind you that takes tact and swag hahaha
13 How would you sell your handshake?
Firm, confident and means business.
14 What do you smell like?
Issey Miyake, meets Hugo Boss, meets Valentino. Three heady fragrances and then of course there’s me!
15 What are the first three things you notice in a woman?
Hair, Eyes, Legs.
We hadn’t imagined you’d cut a high score with that cute face of yours. But we’re impressed. You’ve done some crazy shit and are honest to acknowledge them. Hope to see you grow on the bloke scale in future...
From the October 2016 issue of FHM India.
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