The Bloke Test: Salman Yusuff Khan

01 Have you ever stared someone out?

I have, but in such a way that they would never know! My wife is the only one who can catch me doing this!

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02 Ever followed through on an exuberant fart?

And gotten away with it very nicely! The trick is to be cool, calm and composed. I usually am that way, so at times like these, the temperament totally helps.

03 What’s the most masculine thing you’ve ever done?

I was born masculine! Most people think dancing is not masculine, but to me, it’s my dance that attracts women.

04 What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever set fire to?

I have set fire to people’s emotions with my dancing! (Haha) I truly have. There are shows when people have cried. Emotion like that is what I set fire to.

05 Have you ever growled at yourself in the mirror?

During my training, all the time! It gives me a sense of power and the feeling that I can conquer the world. Show me a man who has muscles and who does not growl at himself while flexing them!

06. What are the first three things that you go about checking out in a woman?

Good skin, good smell, good teeth. The way she takes care of her basic hygiene says a lot!

07 Have you ever fraped someone?

Nah, that is just too mean. Also, I believe it’s wrong to do that to someone, I have seen it happening to younger kids who weren’t as strong as I was in my engineering days and I vowed to never do that to anybody.

08 Have you ever used a voucher on a date?

Never! That’s a cardinal and an unforgivable sin! My wife would kill me if I took out vouchers.

09 Have you ever shaved part of your body other than your face?

Yes, my chest, all the time. I work out a lot and I work hard for my 6-pack abs, so shaving is essential to showing them off proudly!

10 What do you smell like?

IArabic Musk. It lasts long, just like me (haha).

11 What’s the strangest thing you’ve drunk from?

I don’t drink. But if it counts then I have had watermelon juice straight from the fruit. It was huge, but very yummy.

12 Have you ever had a successful naughty video chat session?

(Haha) you would never know. I always delete my computer history!

13 Have you ever asked your date to pay in a restaurant?

Never! The man should always pay. That said and done, I used go out of my way for my then girlfriend and now wife to save money for special occasions!

14 How would you sell your handshake?

Always be firm! It’s the thumb rule of a good handshake and mine as well. It spells confidence. There is no need to break the person’s hand though, be firm with a man, and gentle with a lady and that speaks for your character.

15 What’s the biggest sandwich you’ve ever made?

Cheese, cheese and more cheese! With slices of Salami. Thinking about it is making me hungry all over again!

Salman, you might be sharing your name with the manliest man of India, but the score is not as good as your dancing skills. There are times when you need to forget about your wife! And what’s the obsession with that ‘good guy’ image?

From the September 2016 issue of FHM India.