Waste A Weekend Playing Bioshock Infinite
Bioshock is back: Booker DeWitt heads for Columbia, a city in the sky, armed with bullets and weird powers – plus a quiz to test your gaming expertise.
Bioshock is back, and even before a controller button has been bashed, it’s sitting atop many a gaming must-buy list for 2013. In this third instalment, main man Booker DeWitt, an agent with a dodgy past, is called to rescue a damsel in distress from Columbia, a city in the sky. But, as usual in this massive franchise, he’s not only armed with bullets, but a number of weird powers to turn his living enemies into very dead enemies. Bioshock Infinite released worldwide last month.
Test your gaming expertise
Try to work out which of the powers below are in-game real ’uns and which are the ones we’ve hilariously made up…
- A. Murder Of Crows: Hatch a nest of crows on to your unsuspecting victim, and watch them peck your enemy to death.
- B. Bucking Bronco: Go all Darth Vader on your baddie’s arse by raising them into the air without touching them, shaking them about and then battering them to death.
- C. Ape Sh*t: Grow one really long, hairy arm and magic up a suspicious sticky brown mess, then fling it into evil eyes to blind them before killing them.
- D. Shock Jockey: Fire a bit of electricity out of your palms at your enemy to shock them into paralysis.
- E. Psy-Sarean: A toot of your magic flute summons a small Korean pop star inside your baddie, who disables them by dancing out of their stomach.
Answers: C and E are made up. Sorry.
From the April 2013 issue of FHM India.
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