5 People Who Turn Every Parking Lot Into A War Zone
Diagonal walkers, family bands and parking-spot stalkers: the people who make every mall parking lot a battlefield.
The Diagonal Walker: These people just don’t understand that the fastest way to go from Point A to Point B is a straight line. An extra minute is wasted while dealing with these people.
The Family Band: Will someone please explain why the family has to hold on the each other in a straight line and cross the lane? The kind of family size we have in India, it’s a bad idea.
The trespassers: Parking spaces in malls are carefully marked with two parallel yellow or white lines. The car should be parked between them and not over it.
The cart bearers: These people treat shopping carts like prams and walk down the lane as if they’re in a park.
The Parking Spot Stalker: Some drivers will drive at 10kmph behind you just to make sure that they get a space when you take out your car.
From the March 2012 issue of FHM India.
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