97 Famous Filmi Dialogues

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate mat karna. I, me and myself - Salman Khan in Ready (2011)

‎Is imaarat ki neev itni majboot hai ke koi Raaj Aryan haathon me violin aur chehre pe muskaan liye uski ek bhi eeint hilane ke liye kadam nahi rakh sakta – Amitabh Bachchan in Mohabbatein (2000)

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu, eeshwar ka aashirwaad hota hai ek chutki sindoor, suhaggan ke sar ka taj hota hai ek chutki sindoor, har aurat ka khwaab hota hai ek chutki sindoor – Deepika Padukone in Om Shanti Om (2007)

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Kitne aadmi the? – Amjad Khan in Sholay (1975)

Sardar, maine aapka namak khaya hai sardar – Viju Khote in Sholay (1975)

Chal Dhanno! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawaal hai – Hema Malini in Sholay (1975)

Basanti tumhara naam kya hai? – Dharmendra in Sholay (1975)

Mujhe Gabbar chahiye Gabbar, kisi bhi keemat par – Sanjeev Kumar in Sholay (1975)

Mujhe to sab police waalon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hian – Amitabh Bachchan in Sholay (1975)

Karan Arjun Aayenge – Rakhi in Karan Arjun (1995)

Main jhoota to kutte ka janaa, main sachaa to teri maa ka khasam – Saif Ali Khan in Omkara (2006)

Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, magar naam hai Shenshah” Amitabh Bachchan in Shahenshah (1998)

Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain, apne aap ko kanoon ke haawale kar do – Iftekar in Don.

Mere paas Maa Hai – Shashi Kapoor in Deewar (1975)

Bhai, tension nahin lene ka bhai – Arshad Warsi in Munnabhai MBBS (2003)

Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna – Dharmendra in Sholay (1975)

Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi My Lord, Per insaaf nahi mila – Sunny Deol in Damini (1993)

Arri oh Pushpa, Arrey I hate tears – Rajesh Khanna in Amar Prem (1972)

Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye – Amitabh Bachchan in Sarkar (2005)

Senorita, aise bade bade deshon mein, aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai Shahrukh in DDLJ (1995)

Dosti ki hai, nibhani toh padegi – Salman Khan in Maine Pyar Kiya (1989)

Mooche ho to Natthulal jaise ho, warna na ho – Amitabh Bachchan in Sharabi (1984)

Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Ajit in Kalicharan (1976)

Chinoy seth..Jinke apne ghar sheeshe ke hon, woh doosron par pathar nahi phenka karte – Raj Kumar in Waqt (1965)

Yeh bachchon ke khelne kee cheez nahin hoti, haath kat jaye to khoon nikal aata hai – Raj Kumar in Waqt (1965)

Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padta hai na, toh aadmi ut-tha nahi, uthh jaata hai – Sunny Deol in Damini (1993)

Hum jaha per khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai Amitabh in Kaalia (1981)

I know such English that I will leave the British behind. You see sir, I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, I can run English, because English is such a funny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run. In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out. – Amitabh Bachchan in Namak Halaal (1992)

Yeh police station hai, tumhara baap ka ghar nahi – Amitabh Bachchan in Zanjeer (1973)

Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye, Uske baad, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga. – Amitabh Bachchan in Deewar (1975).

Vijay Deenanath Chauhan, poora naam. Baap ka naam, Deena Dath Chauhan – Amitabh Bachchan in Agneepath (1990)

Na talwaar ki dhaar se, na goliyon ki bauchaar se. Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se – Raj Kumar in Tiranga (1992)

Aapke pair bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega, maile ho jaayenge – Raj Kumar in Pakeezah (1972)

Jali ko aag kehte hai, bujhi ko raakh kehte hai, aur jis raakh se barood bane, use Vishwanath kehte hai – Shatrughan Sinha in Vishwanath (1978)

Jeet ke haarne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain – Shahrukh Khan in Baazigar (1993)

Tum jis school mein padhte ho, hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain – Vinod Khanna in Haath ki Safai (1974)

Babuji ne kaha ghar chodh do, sab ne kaha Paro ko chodh do, Paro ne kaha sharab chodh do. Aaj tum keh rahi ho haweli chod do. Ek din aayega jab woh kahenga ke duniya hi chod do – Shahrukh Khan in Devdas (2002)

Itni shiddad se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hain, ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki sazish ki hain. Kehte hain ki agar kisi chiz ko dil se chaho to puri kaynaat usko tumse milane ki koshish main lag jaati hai. – Shahrukh Khan in Om Shanti Om (2007)

Jiyo, khush raho, muskurao, kya pata kal ho naa ho? Shahrukh Khan in Kal Ho Na Ho (2003)

Thapad se dar nahi lagta sahab par pyaar se lagtaa hai – Sonakshi Sinha in Dabbang (2010)

Haramzaade se yaad aya, aaj kal apke sasur ji kaise hay? – Salman Khan in in Dabbang (2010)

Kamaal karte ho Pandey jee – Salman Khan in in Dabangg (2010)

Tumhare between the legs itna maarenge ki marvane aur maarne dono ke kaabil nahi rahoge. – Salman Khan in Dabangg (2010)

Bhaiya ji, esmile – Shayam Lal in Dabangg (2010)

Hum tumrhi body mein itna ched karenge, itna ched karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki saas kaha se ley aur pade kaha se – Salman Khan in Dabangg (2010)

Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch haasil karna ho, kuch jeetna ho, to hamesha apne dil ki suno, aur agar dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye to apni aankhein band karke apne maa aur baba ka naam lo. Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, jeet tumhari hogi, sirf tumhari – Shahrukh Khan in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham (2001)

Tum nahi samjhogi Anjali, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai – Shahrukh Khan in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998)

Main apni favourite huin – Kareena Kapoor in Jab We Met (2007)

Main aur meri tanhaai, aksar ye baatein karte hai - Amitabh Bachchan in Silsila (1981)

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai. Amitabh Bachchan in Kabhi Kabhi (1976)

Kutriya saala, number dekh ke dial kar. Paresh Rawal in Hera Pheri (2000)

Na koi maarta hai, na koi marta hai – Manoj Bajpai in Aks (2001)

Bewkoof aur chutiye mein dhage bhar ke pharak hota hega bhaiya dhaage kahenge bewkoof par honge chutoye. aur jo dhaaga hainch do, to kaun hai bewkoof, kaun chutiya, karod rupe ka prashan hai bhaiya. – Saif Ali Khan, Omkara (2006)

Sarat ghodo par lagate hai kathor, shero par nahi – Ajay Devgan, Omkara (2006)

Aaisa he hoo main – Ajay Devgan, Pyar To Hona Hi Tha (1998)

Ek macchar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai – Nana Patekar in Yashwant (1997)

Jhooth nahi pasand mujhe, kahan tha tumse – Ajay Devgan, Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (1999)

Tu aur teri Company, khallas! – Vivek Oberoi in Company 2002

Mere pitaji kehte the ki kurta toh sharir ke uprardh ki lajja nivaran ke liye hota hai – Amol Palekar in Golmal (1979)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeish! – Utpal Dutt, Golmal (1979)

Bol Diya? Arbaaz Khan in Pyar Kiya toh darna kya (1998)

Yeah zulfe hai tumhari, ya hai resham ka jaal, khushnaseeb hai wo chuhe, jinhone katre tumhare baal – Laxmikant Berde, Maine Pyar Kiya (1989)

Aaj tak tum bolte aaye aur mein sunta aaya, aaj, main bolunga aur tum sunoge – Amitabh Bachchan in Anand (1971)

Mere mann ko bhaya maine kutta kaat ke khaya - Mukesh Tiwari in China Gate ( 1998)

Yeh ganna hain, isse kha sakte hon aur khha bhi sakate ho. Kaise khana hain tumko sochna hain. – Nana Patekar in Tiranga (1993)

Yahan peshab karna mana hai. Kamaal hai, hum yahan peshab karne thode aaye hai. – Ranvir Shorey in Khosla ka Ghosla

Sattar minute. Sattar minute hain tumhaare paas. Shaayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum achha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. Aur kaise khelna hai, aaj main tumhe nahin bataoonga. Bas itna kahoonga ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bharkar khel lo. Kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho, chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe, tum haaro ya jeeto, lekin yeh sattar minute tumse koi nahin chheen sakta. Koi nahin. Toh maine socha ki is match mein kaisa khelna hai aaj main tumhe nahin bataaoonga balki tum mujhe bataoge. Khelkar. Kyunki main jaanta hoon, ki agar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apni zindagi ki sabse badhiya hockey khel gaya toh yeh sattar minute khuda bhi tumse waapas nahin maang sakta. Toh jao. Jao aur apne aap se, is zindagi se, apne khuda se, aur har us insaan se jisne tumhe, tumpar bharosa nahin kiya, apne sattar minute chheen lo. – Shahrukh Khan in Chak De India (2007)

Emotions bhi kitne stupid hotey hai na, logic, logic hi nahi samajhtey – Priyanshu Chatterjee in Tum Bin (2001)

Karara jawab milega, karara – Manoj Bajpai in Rajneeti (2010)

Main Hoo Na – Shahrukh Khan in Main Hoo Na (2004)

Aap purush nahin hain, aap mahapurush hain – Aamir Khan in Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Duwa mai yaad rakhana – Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A Time In Mumbai (2010)

Balwant rai k kutto - Sunny Deol in Ghayal (1990)

Main tumhe bhool jau ye ho nai sakta aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi doonga – Sunil Shetty in Dhadkan (2000)

All is Well: 3 Idiots (2009)

Shuru kare ji? O ji pina to shuru karo, aap to pehle hi fantoosh ho gaye, - Ranvir Shorey in Khosla Ka Ghosla

Humse ladne ki himmat to juta loge, par kaminapan kanha se laoge – Mukesh Tiwari in China Gate (1998)

Mujh per ek ehsaan karna ki mujhpe koi ehsan na karna – Salman Khan in Salman Khan in Bodygaurd (2011)

Entertainment, entertainment, entertainment – Vidya Balan in The Dirty Picture

50 tola: Sanjay Dutt in Vastav (1998)

Just Cheeeeeeeeel: Sanjay Mishra in All The Best

Papa, Aap jaante hai…Calvin Clean Clean (that’s how he pronounces it) bol ke na, khurana ka maal pahanaataa hai: Sanjay Mishra in One Two Three

Kisne kaha ke chamatkar nahi hote...zaara mujhe kareeb se dekho. Shahrukh Khan in Don 2

Anarkali, Salim tumhe marne nahin dega aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge: Prithviraj Chauhan in Mughal E Azam in 1960

From the April 2012 issue of FHM India.