Avoid A Frown; Cover Your Clown

So it’s time of the year again. Summer is at last over. The cover is back on the barbecue. The cricket whites are back in the kitbag. Drive cautiously. And don't forget to fasten your condom! …Seatbelt, I mean seatbelt.

Even though I don’t think I should say this, but I’ll say it anyhow: condoms are super, super significant if you’re a stud-muffin. Condoms seemed to her intrinsically evil (for my chum). But they were also intrinsically witty. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time she saw one, she had to be harsh with herself or she’d get the giggles, a frightening thought because the man might think you are making fun of him, his d$@k, its size, and that could be deadly.

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So you feel you know every bit about condoms right? NOPE! Check out some eye-opening facts here.

Ancient men knew about condoms. See? Even our great, great grandfathers understand that condoms are essential. So always wear yours.

An average condom can hold a gallon of liquid.

The ancient Egyptians use animal bladder for condoms. And there are condoms made with fish skin, linen, leather, and silk.

Most condoms that are on the market will uphold their efficiency for 4 years, as long as you keep them in a cool, dry place.

From the July 2017 issue of FHM India.