Be a sloth @ work: careers for the lazy

Man was born to eat, drink and sleep. But the concept of work spoiled it all. If you wish to sleep in the lap of the original human nature opt go for these career options.

You can spend the entire day with a pencil stub in your lips and your hat over your eyes as you ‘think’ of an idea for a new ad. Nobody’s gonna ask you to shave, wear formals or worse get a haircut. If your boss asks you to show what you’ve done so far, shush him ‘cause you just lost an amazing concept because of his interruption.

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Professional Cuddlers

So, you’re lazy and fat and your friends call you polar bear because your fat pours out from every corner of your body. In comes an opportunity. Become a professional cuddler where people (read girls) grab you like a cushion when they feel lonely and want to hug someone. Just keep that proverbial bone in control and you’ll earn your buck just by sitting (or sleeping).

Beer Taster

There’s a reason for all that flab around your belly. If it’s beer then this is just the job for you. Just grab all the glasses they hand you over and gulp them down sip by sip. You’ll, however, be expected to give a detailed analysis for it later but you’re a pro in beer already, so that won’t be a problem, right?

From the December 2015 - January 2016 issue of FHM India.