Fix the world with Shaggy
He’s had one of the biggest hits of the summer with I Need Your Love–but how else can Shaggy make the world a better place? We sat down with him to hear his thoughts on the planet’s most pressing issues.
Greece
“There’s only one way they’re going to get out of this mess: by becoming the cannabis capital of Europe. It’s always warm, so you could probably grow some nice weed over there and it’d also help chill everybody out–it’s been a stressful few months, after all.”
The Hunt For El Chapo
“He’s in the wrong business. They’re after him because he sells cocaine, but imagine if he only dealt cannabis? Who’s trying to lock up a weed man these days? Nobody! If cops catch you, chances are they’ll just ask, ‘Is this good?’ Because I’m planning on hooking myself up later.’ God bless Chapo, because I can’t help him.”
Global Warming
“Cutting down trees has had a bad impact on the health of this planet, all for the sake of countless concrete jungles. The solution? More greenery. It’s not rocket science. Any halfwit should be able to figure that out, but these PhD guys can’t solve simple problems.”
World Hunger
“Hash brownies? That’d counteract the munchies effect, for sure. In California they have weed lollipops, weed tea, weed cookies and cake. I even had weed spaghetti the other day! It was tasty, and I was pretty high after my last bite.”
The Confederate Flag
“They should take it down and replace it with a new flag: a picture of a marijuana leaf on one side, and Bob Marley’s face on the other. I think yellow, green and black would look good, but maybe I’m biased. It’d be a great symbol of unity. In fact, I think we should all adopt it as a universal flag. The world would be a much happier place.”
From the October 2015 issue of FHM India.
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