Resident Evil: Afterlife – Why Eat Pray Love?
Life's too short to make choices: skip Eat Pray Love, because Milla Jovovich is back in 3D in Resident Evil: Afterlife.
Especially when you can kick some butt? RE4: Afterlife offers all that and Milla
She threw her husband, family, career, etc etc to move to Benares looking for instant nirvana only to pick up a Brazilian lover half her age. Tragically Alanis Morisette had already sat on the same rock and gazed into the same muddy brown waters ( everything except the Brazilian Dandy). But that didn’t stop Madame Gilbert from scribbling it into her book, or Julia Roberts from essaying the role. Most women love the book and they might be getting ready to drag some of the weak-willed to cinemas soon. Fact. But we at FHM held out. And THAT is why Eat, Pray, Love does not make it to Filter (we did make a list of the movies you should hide the porn behind though, check out Upgrade).
Plus of course releasing this September is Resident Evil 4. Call us shallow and heartless but with all our hearts and minds intact, this month we feature Milla Jovovich kicking some serious ass (derriere is too dandy) with Resident Evil 4: Afterlife. God be with her hotness!
After mercury spilling performances in movies like Joan of Arc, Ultraviolet, Zoolander and of course the previous RE movies; Milla continues to get us weak in the knees yet again with just the trailers! Even though we are not nominating her for an Oscar anytime soon; but by George, she is hot!
One look at the latest trailer and Lara Croft seems like a sad attempt. The coolest part of the movie is that it’s going to be in 3D. We know that most movies nowadays are in 3D but we would like to point out that Milla Jovovich in 3D with guns, ammunition, blood and sweat would be a different kind of 3D experience altogether.
Like all the other Resident Evil movies, this too is based on the popular game series and definitely worth leaving the joystick behind. The bottom line? Be thankful; it’s coming!
So what is it about? Much like Planet Terror; in a world ravaged by a virus infection, turning its victims into the undead, Alice (Jovovich), continues on her journey to find survivors and lead them to safety.
Her deadly battle with the Umbrella Corporation reaches new heights, but Alice gets some unexpected help from an old friend. A new lead that promises a safe haven from the Undead takes them to Los Angeles, but when they arrive the city is over-run by thousands of Undead – and Alice and her comrades are about to step into a deadly trap.
In fact, for all those of you who have had to sit through the eat, pray and love drill; we suggest you take your partner to RE4 may be she can learn a trick or two about being tough and sexy – We like it that way.
It might not be an Oscar winning screenplay, but still hold onto them horses till the 10th of September when the movie hits the theatres - for the love of Milla, even if you are not an out an out action junkie.
From the September 2010 issue of FHM India.
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