This Month: David Cameron

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IMDAVIDCAMERON Kids and Sam are away. Thought about having a sleep-over with the lads in the Cabinet War Rooms, but we all got a bit scared.

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4 minutes ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Bit bored. Did that thing where you pretend you’re an answer phone... turned out it was the Canadian PM! I’ll call him back after Watchdog.

10 minutes ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Gordo came round to get his Steve Winwood CDs earlier, I couldn’t stop looking at his fake eye. Always makes me shiver.

30 minutes ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Sliding round Number Ten Risky Business-style. Hasn’t got old yet.

40 minutes ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Thought about delivering the emergency budget in a Darth Vader helmet, Clegg thought people wouldn’t get the joke though.

About an hour ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON What people don’t know is that I cancelled the police escort is that I’m actually a dab hand at fencing from the Oxford days. En garde!

About two hours ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Accidentally recorded over Clegg’s Brothers & Sisters finale. No huge bother, I’ll just have the evidence fired into space, the King can do that.

About three hours ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Distinct lack of freebies in No.10. I’m not asking for a ministerial bomber jacket like Obama, but is a mug too much to ask?

About five hours ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON Been trying to work the phrase ‘spaghetti lolonaise’ into a speech for ages now. Still sounds forced.

About six hours ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON @Nickclegg Mate, I ate the rest of that Thai curry you had in the fridge, you can’t leave chicken for that long Duh!

About ten hours ago

IMDAVIDCAMERON

Found a load of old bongo mags in the shed at Chequers. Looking at the dates, I think they might have been Eddie Heath’s! The old dog!

Yesterday

From the August 2010 issue of FHM India.