TV Has Never Been So God Damn Sexy
From the deepest recesses of cable shopping channels to big-budget bonanzas like Bigg Boss 7, telly is by far the hottest place on Earth right now. FHM explores just how we hit an all-time high of TV sexiness, and asks whether or not it’s OK to fancy a cartoon.
You know it’s true. From the deepest recesses of cable shopping channels to big-budget bonanzas like Bigg Boss 7, telly is by far the hottest place on Earth right now. And you don’t even have to move off your arse to be a part of it since you can always download the television shows that don’t air here. FHM explores just how we hit an all-time high of TV sexiness, and asks whether or not it’s OK to fancy a cartoon (it is, by the way)...
01 Game of Thrones: a sexy salute
Emilia Clarke
02 While Madmen is off TV
We still need someone to play the workplace hottie instead of Joan. Meghan Markle and Sarah Rafferty, the resident hotties from Suits are sexy at the workplace a new contemporary twist.
03 Bigg Boss is surely having a gala time
Salman’s (or should we say Bhai) love for Katrina Kaif look-alikes landed Elli Avram a hot spot in this season of the super successful reality show. She is cute, has terrible Hindi and is cluless for most of the day.
Every time we see Gauhar Khan falling all over that looser type lad...hmmm... what’s his name? Oh Yes! Kushal Tandon, our love for her subsides. Still, it doesn’t make her any less of an eye candy.
Hazel Keech shouldn’t have left the show so early, but then we heard Sofia Hayat is coming soon.
04 Girls that girls like
You have to love Katrina Bowden from 30 Rock. She is hot the first time you saw her. She’s got a great body and perfect teeth. She’s really girl-next-door wearing inappropriate clothes in 30 Rock and then overtly sexy in Sex Drive – she’s got so many different looks. She even manages to make being attacked by vicious fish look attractive in Piranha 3D.
05 Why The Apprentice is the sexiest show on TV
They can talk about skillsets and deliverables all they like, but the lady Apprentices are getting fitter by the year, and that’s just a fact of sexy life. So don’t feel bad that you’re scanning the line-up for hotness. They’re making you do it – power plus smart suits equals hot, and that’s a sum you can stick in your business plan. This year it was blonde pouter Leah Totton versus swingy, sex club-going fitty Luisa Zissman (right) scrapping it out in the final. Coincidence it was the two best-looking ladies? Well, possibly. But then there’s Maria O’Connor, Gabrielle Omar, Joanna Riley, Kate Walsh… come on, Suralan is pulling this crap on purpose, and don’t tell us he isn’t.
06 Is it wrong to fancy a cartoon?
It is the most natural thing in the world to fancy a cartoon lady. Your dad probably felt funny when he first clapped eyes on Betty Rubble from The Flintstones and things have frankly only got hotter since then. Much hotter. Daphne from Scooby-Doo!, Luanne from King Of The Hill – even Leela from Futurama has a funky allure, and she’s only got one eye. But they all pale against Archer’s Lana Kane. Tall, blazing-hot, whip-smart, dirty and deadly, she’s the female secret agent it’s very much OK to imagine restraining you. Using excessively sexy force, of course.
07 Bahus are dressing down
- Ankita Lokhande, Pavitra Rishta on Zee TV
- Drashti Dhami, Madhubala on Colors
- Hunar Hali, Ek Boond Ishq on Life Ok
08 Dirty dancers
Bruna Abdullah is all geared up to shake a leg along with her boy friend Omar Farooque as they compete with other celebrity couples on Nach Baliye 6.
The Brazilian actress and former model is most known for her role as Giselle in Punit Malhotra’s I Hate Luv Storys (2010). She is not that much of a dancer, but who really cares about the dance as long as she continues to look this good.
- Debina Bonnerjee, Nach Baliye 6 on Star Plus
- Ridhi Dogra, Nach Baliye 6 on Star Plus
09 Never skip the ads
- Dia Mirza for Wild Stone
- Sushma Reddy for Limca
- Nushrat Bharucha for Garnier
- Sunny Leone for Manforce
10 Lest we forget…
A salute to the hottest hotties of TV
Much imitated, never bettered. Girls will always remember Rachel Green for an era-defining haircut. The guys? It was that bit where you could see her nipples through a vest. That apartment in Manhattan will always be a wonderful, if a little draughty, place in our memories.
- Jennifer Aniston, Friends, 1995
- Cobie Smulders, How I Met Your Mother
- Pamela Anderson, Baywatch
- Gillian Anderson, The X Files, 1996
- Stana Katic, Castle
11 Hook with cooks
- Ravinder Bhogal in Ravinder’s Kitchen on TLC
- Nigella Lawson in Nigella’s Bites on TLC
- Amrita Raichand in Mummy ka Magic on Food Food
12 Hosts who make a million hearts skip a beat
When these ladies are hosting a show, our mind goes nuts.
- Madhura Naik, IPL on Set Max
- Khushboo Grewal, Comedy Circus Ke Mahabali on Sony
- Sherlyn Chopra, Splitsvilla 6 on MTV
From the November 2013 issue of FHM India.
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