Got a question to ask? Fire away! Dr Mojo, October 2018

No question is kinkier, weirder or bolder than Dr Mojo. And he is here to help.

Prioritise, man!

My girlfriends is a sports-hater. She makes sure that I miss most important matches, across sports genre. But, I love her nonetheless. I have come up with a plan. She had a crush on my brother in high school. Should I send her on a mock date with him during the matches? Or is it too extreme?

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— Harish Sharma, New Delhi

That’s a great plan but only if you are in high school! If you are a grown ass-man then stop avoiding your problems and confront them head on. Explain to your girlfriend that you need some down time during the day to watch sports, and encourage her to use that time to pursue her own hobbies. Your relationship will be better and you will not have to spend your valuable time planning ridiculous mock dates. And in case you are binge watching sports for too long at the cost of your relationship, then do not be surprised if your girlfriend ends up going for a real date with someone else!

Femme fatale unleashed

Is there any way a woman can make a man miss the finals of a football match between France and England? Any tips to spare?

— Sameera Sanyal, Dispur

Honey, there are women who can make men miss entire world cups and even give up on sports altogether. On the day of the match, dress in your sexiest outfit, wear your most stylish heels and tell your man you are hitting the town with your friends, for some drinking, dancing and mischief. Then watch the speed at which your sports obsessed beau dresses up and takes his rightful place by your side. Unleash your inner femme fatale and watch the sports fanatic transform.

Avoid the drama

My neighbor is a nice man who worships his wife. And the wife happens to flirt with me. I don’t have the heart to tell him, but I feel that I might give in to her advances very soon. Help me avoid commit this sin.

—Monty Chadha, Gurgaon

Hold your horses mate! Many fine men have succumbed to the call of temptation, only to be plunged in regret. The number one rule of seduction is to have the foolproof exit strategy. And this becomes a little difficult when the other party lives right next door. Add in the nosy people in the neighborhood and the escapade is sure to cause unnecessary stress. Unless you are packing your bags and disappearing into oblivion soon after, avoid the needless drama of being involved with a married neighbor.

Knocking at the wrong door

I am in love with a girl who happens to be in love with money and fame. Nothing has worked to attract her towards me. I don’t want to lose her. Please help before I get friendzoned?

— Vivek Malhotra, Bengaluru

This girl seems to be pretty sorted about what she wants, and it is not you. Instead of being a mopey man who’s begging for her affection, channel this perseverance into something productive. Work out, focus on your career, do a few courses and become a better man. If it’s meant to be, it will happen. In the meantime become confident in your own skin and find the women who like you for who you are.

Seducing 101

I have a crush on my college professor. Actually, it is more than that. I fantasize about her too much. I also feel she has some idea about it but has never responded openly. Should I take the risk of approaching her?

— Jatin Kochar, Ahmedabad

My boy, your choice of an extracurricular activity is quite unconventional. To seduce your professor, it will be necessary to don the guise of a smooth criminal and have plausible deniability. To mask your amorous intentions, you must approach her in a discreet fashion. Request a one on one tutorial to improve your grades, assist her with some boring admin work and attend college events where she is likely to be around. Keep her guessing about your intentions without being explicit. Make her feel comfortable and eventually if something must happen, it will.

From the October 2018 issue of FHM India.