Still dreaming about the person you met at the party but are just unable to get your hands on his social media handles? Well, your girl is an obsessive stalker, and here at your rescue!
Ah, that one guy who’s stuck in your mind after the house party or when you went out clubbing and had eye contact with, but you can’t seem to find. Don’t give up just yet, instead change your ways. To be honest, stalking a crush through socials and common friends is much easier than that random guy you met at a party, especially when you don’t even know his name.
Don’t worry, it’s simple – it’s time to become Joe Goldberg from YOU, follow me! Before I begin, here’s a disclaimer, don’t be a creep but a healthy stalker, don’t ever harass or threaten another person. Or a better option is to just tell them you like it, and see where it goes. In case it doesn’t, we’ll sooner cover a story on how to move on! Just kidding, let’s get into it!
Before I begin, here’s a disclaimer, don’t be a creep but a healthy stalker, don’t ever harass or threaten another person.
Social Media Above All
“The first thing my beloved Internet gave me was your address” remember this dialogue when Joe found Beck? Well, it’s time to get a little crazy. Now since you don’t know the person’s name, memories of them looking adorable have to be kept in mind while searching.
House Party: If you saw him at a house party, either ask for the person’s name from your friends or if you’re too shy check your common friends’ Instagram followers and following list. If that doesn’t work go for another friend, and another friend till you’ve hit a point and feel awful. You’ll get the name, it’s easy peezy!
Now since you don’t know the person’s name, memories of them looking adorable have to be kept in mind while searching.
Clubbing: The real challenge is when you’ve seen this attractive person someplace outside. Now if in a club or a restaurant, start by going through the Club’s Social Media Handles. The person might have shared something while spending time there, and if you’re in luck the place might have reposted their stories. If this doesn’t work, look at the follower list of the place you saw them at, who knows maybe he/she likes to spend time there and might have followed it too.
If you’re going through a really bad time and nothing seems to work out, I’m hoping this does. Instagram is a blessing; people tag their locations on their posts and those pictures are visible on the tagged section of the particular restaurant/club. Remember, you can’t get tired, so keep scrolling.
Now say that you’ve found this person, make sure to stalk them properly and check their tagged section as well. You ask why? Just a heads-up sweetie, what if they already have a partner? All this labor will be a waste and you’d be disheartened.
Instagram is a blessing; people tag their locations on their posts and those pictures are visible on the tagged section of the particular restaurant/club.
Dating Apps
The swiping culture is booming. With so many new applications emerging every day and with great advances is what has made our (stalkers) lives so easy. With some of these famous dating apps, you get to see cute guys that are near you. So, if you’re still in the restaurant/club make sure to start swiping, maybe it’s your lucky do and you get a Match!
“A little bit of courage may be the beginning of a lovely relationship ahead!” – FHM Advice
Google / Professional Platforms
Yes, you read that right. Now let’s assume that you know their name, but wish to find more. Start by looking on professional platforms such as LinkedIn, it works just perfectly and doesn’t make you look horrible. If you can’t seem to find it, search for their name on google as, your name is, Google is all over it.
We’ve given enough lessons on how to be a Joe-level stalker, but how about you just ask for the person’s name if you like them? Isn’t that easy, as then we can simply skip to the part where we can talk about them, their personality, lifestyle, likes, dislikes and so much more. A little bit of courage may be the beginning of a lovely relationship ahead!
