Jump in the tub with Bianca Haase
Things are heating up in the cinema: Bianca Haase’s cameo in Hot Tub Time Machine 2.
Things are heating up in the cinema. Bring swimwear.
If there’s one thing you can’t accuse Hot Tub Time Machine 2 of having, it’s a misleading title. It features a hot tub. Again. And it’s a time machine. Still. And, knowing that the likeable douchebags that made the first one so funny-stupid are back, you won’t be hailed as the Messiah for guessing there’s dick gags and drunken hijinks aplenty, and out-of-their-league ladies raising the temperature in bikinis.
What we do need to prepare you for, however, is a particular scene that will blow your boxers into the Bronze Age. It contains the hot sauce-loving, Thin Lizzy-worshipping, LA-living, girl-we-demand-we-see-more-of Bianca Haase, strutting around a futuristic mansion in nothing but a few stitches of clothing. It’s a vision we’ve seriously considered tattooing on the inside of our eyelids. So incredibly hot is her cameo that it’d be irresponsible of us to let you head into the cinema without preparing your peepers for her amazingness. We’re thoughtful like that, you see.
From the March 2015 issue of FHM India.
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