Must Read If You Are A Fan Of Dark

10 THINGS THAT ARE WAY BETTER IN THE DARK

01. SLEEPING

As lovely as summer is, it can eff off when it comes to getting a good night’s sleep. Birds at dawn? Sun burning your delicate eyes at 5am? Oh how you long for the sweet embrace of darkness…

02. BEING HUNGOVER
“Pop the light on so I can see just how grey my face is,” said no one, ever. Hangovers are best spent in darkness, avoiding loud noises and making the occasional grubby transaction with the Domino’s delivery man.

03. SWIMMING

Baldy REM singer Michael Stipe is so fond of a nocturnal pool dip he penned a song about it. Shrinkage issues aside, there is something pretty special about taking a swim with just the stars as your guide. Shame about the pneumonia, though.

04. HAVING A BONFIRE

In the daytime it’s just a fire, but at night you can contemplate life in the depths of the flames, toast marshmallows and invite all your mates to your garden so their clothes stink of smoke for a week.

night

In the daytime it’s just a fire, but at night you can contemplate life in the depths of the flames, toast marshmallows and invite all your mates to your garden so their clothes stink of smoke for a week.

05. EATING EVERYTHING

With the pressures of getting a ‘summer body’ long forgotten, winter is about piling on the insulation by knocking off an entire apple pie with every meal. Not only will it save you having to buy a winter coat, but the resulting diabetes will give you something to talk to your gran about.

06. GOING TO A THEME PARK

In summer, you’re paying £40 to queue up all day with a load of kids, but on a crisp autumn night you’re transported to a magical land where it’s OK to drink cans of Red Stripe on the River Rapids, and the haunted house is actually a bit scary.

07. BEING AT A FESTIVAL

During the day you’re Dr Jekyll, waiting patiently for your £6 cider in a straw hat. But when the sun goes down, Mr Hyde comes out to play. Before you know it, you’re standing astride two dodgems and downing a yard of Jägermeister.

night

During the day you’re Dr Jekyll, waiting patiently for your £6 cider in a straw hat. But when the sun goes down, Mr Hyde comes out to play. Before you know it, you’re standing astride two dodgems and downing a yard of Jägermeister.

08. ANYTHING ILLEGAL

If the Home Alone films have taught us anything, it’s that darkness is the best time to pull off a heist. Feverishly downloading Game Of Thrones as you look over your shoulder feels 10 times more exhilarating when done via the lonely glow of your laptop screen. (Apparently).

09. HAVING SEX

Avoid awkward questions like, “What’s wrong with your face?” and “Why are you putting that there?” by popping the light off during hanky-panky.

10. WATCHING A STORM

Mother Nature knows how to put on a spectacle, so the least you can do is show her a bit of respect by watching awesome storms in all their glory. Plus, we’re never quite sure if the telly will blow up.

night

Mother Nature knows how to put on a spectacle, so the least you can do is show her a bit of respect by watching awesome storms in all their glory.

Advertisement

Latest

When it Comes to Watches, Switzerland Makes Them Best

When it comes to watches, Swiss watches are everyone’s top choice. Let’s take a look at some of the best Swiss watches everyone needs...

From Baahubali to Vikram, South Movies You Must Watch Once In Your Life

These South Movies have shaped South Industry in a very new way that makes everyone their fans. Read to know more Today, South Movies are...

From Cran-Berry to Merry-Christmas

Is your Christmas even Fun if there’s no Alcohol? Check Out This Zingy and Flavourful Cocktail to Make Your Christmas Higher on spirits!  As the...

Meet Gurfateh Singh Pirzada – A Rising Star On The Horizon

Meet Fhm Digital Cover Star For April, Gurfateh Singh Pirzada. The Rising Star Awakening Some Senses, Sat For Some Real Talk. The month of April...