Really Dirty Weekend: Six Getaways for Valentine's Day
The key to a dirty getaway: the more romantic she thinks it is, the better the sex. Six getaways from the Maldives and Koh Phangan to Ranthambore, Kumarakom and Bhutan, with package prices.
The key to a dirty getaway is – the more romantic she thinks it is, the better the sex. So whip out the plastic and break out the rubber. A specially tailored guide to keeping her happy for Valentine’s Day and still be back in time for the World Cup.
BEST FOR SEX ON THE BEACH AND AROUND IT 1. The One & Only Reethi Rah, Maldives
From beach villas to superior rooms, enjoy unwinding in your suite, go deep-sea fishing and dolphin safaris. After so much rest, we are sure you’d have a lot to do in bed. Just make sure the massage you order puts you to sleep and not a smile on your face.
A 4 days, 3 nights stay in a Beach Villa with daily breakfasts and transfers will cost you Rs 108,999 per person. Visa on arrival.
FOR SEA VIEW- LOUNGING BED-HOGS 2. Santhiya Beach Resort, Koh Phangan, Thailand
Set amidst a tropical forest, a crystal clear bay and a private beach, this resort is set between picturesque waterfalls and amazing hospitality. Plus you can do it in the hotel’s private jungle. A 4 days/3 nights stay in a Pool Villa Suite along with airport transfers; two meals and a one-time massage at the spa will cost Rs 52,000 per person.
THE SLOW STARTERS 3. Amanusa Resort, Bali, Indonesia
On a white secluded beach is one of Bali’s most intimate and exclusive resorts. It also offers lots of opportunities for sex on the beach. From what we hear, the manicured golf course is to die for. A 4 days/3 nights stay in a Deluxe Suite Villa including airport transfers and breakfasts will cost you Rs 80,000 each. Visa on arrival, whips and condoms extra.
FOR SEX IN THE WILD 4. Oberoi Vanyavilas, Ranthambore
Who doesn’t love a luxury resort next to a Tiger reserve with sun-kissed private decks with a view of a lake that makes you want to go skinny dipping. Luxury tents, embroidered canopies and private gardens along the chance of a tiger sighting is an option too. A 4-days/3 nights stay will cost Rs 50,000 each including travel and meals.
FOR BUNNY HOPPERS 5. Zuri Resorts, Kumarakom
Set in 18 verdant acres on the shores of the Vembanad Lake is a five–star deluxe spa resort in Kumarakom that is picture perfect. Treat her like a rockstar - wine, dine and keep her staring at the ceiling for the rest of the day. Package details- A days/3 nights stay in a Zuri Cottage with sumptuous breakfasts and airport transfer, backwaters sailing and night fishing for Rs 25,000 per person.
FOR UNINTERRUPTED CEILING TOURISM 6. Uma Paro, Bhutan
Snow-tipped Himalayan ranges and pine clad valleys, get lost and find your way in this part of the world. A 4 days/3 nights stay in a villa with breakfast and return airport transfers and a village excursion will fare up to Rs 99,600 per person. Keep your travel documents in order and you won’t need a visa.
From the February 2011 issue of FHM India.
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