What The Hell is Naked News?

News is an acronym for North, East, West and South. So, when it comes to Naked News, it means naked from all directions possible. Haven’t even heard of it? FHM tells you what the hell it is!

NOTHING TO HIDE

Naked News bills itself to be the programme with ‘nothing to hide’. It literally means it. So, do they believe in not concealing information? Actually not… they’re closer to what the first thing that comes to mind – showing their TV presenters who don’t hide anything.

BARE IT ALL

It’s a very real news programme where 10 beautiful lady anchors undress while presenting latest stories from around the globe.

IT AIN’T ON TV

Don’t start flipping through channels just yet. I’ts a subscription based website with real life news telecast that runs daily for 25 minutes and 6 days a week.

NOTHING COMES FREE

The website charges $14.95 for a one-month subscription for daily episodes and fleshy archives.

FROM THE MAPLE LAND

The show is prepared in Toronto, Canada, and is the mastermind of Fernando Pereira and Kirby Stasyna to start this unique website.

It’s a very real news programme where 10 beautiful lady anchors undress while presenting latest stories from around the globe.

IT’S PERSONAL

Naked News goes further to connect with its subscribers by letting them select an anchor and she signs an autograph with a pre-selected personalised comment. (Too good to be true!)

THE CUP STORY

All the ‘anchors’ fit the same pattern. The same designer template. Uniformly fit, slim, tanned, long-tressed, and no body hair in sight and firm-breasted (Owing more to science than nature). Research at Boobpedia reveals that they’re mostly of the C-cup sisterhood.

FAME GAME

The company projects a six-figure monthly audience of the show. It’s famous, people!

BABE RECRUIT

The show’s anchors are selected through classified ads in alternative newspapers in Toronto.

LINGUA FRANCA

Alongside the English news, there is Naked News Japan. Additionally, Spanish and Italian versions were also started.