We’d be lying if we said we worked really hard to make this list. All we did was question the sleepy-lazy sloth in us on how to achieve nirvana and bam, came this list! If you want slothfulness to prevail in your kingdom of laze land, then these products are a must-have.
01. BLOW-DRYING TOILET
Imagine you have – descended upon your ‘throne’ and as soon as you’re done with your daily business your precious lazy ass is subjected to a royal treatment of warm water and blow drying, every single day. Don’t look at us with those raised eyebrows. The blow-drying toilet is a water-saving hybrid toilet that includes warm water and gentle warm-air drying built into the toilet seat to wash and dry your behind after use. After all, what’s the point in being so technologically advanced if you still have to make an effort to clean your sweet tush?
The blow-drying toilet is a water-saving hybrid toilet that includes warm water and gentle warm-air drying built into the toilet seat to wash and dry your behind after use.
02. EASY SIX-PACK ABS
You know who chicks really dig? – Guys with a chiselled six-pack. It’s impossible to make time for fitness, especially, when you have to spend our valuable time on the latest video games and sci-fi movies. But fret not – getting the perfect pack is no longer a dream. Behold the easy six-pack abs, which dramatically enhances your abs. The best part – it fits beneath clothing. Now who in their right mind would spend hours at gym working out vigorously when they can carve out a sexy midriff in seconds?
03. REMOTE CONTROL FINDER
Yes, your prayers have finally been answered – Somebody out there has invented the remote control finder. Now you won’t have to pull your sofa cushions apart, run hysterically up and down the stairs only to find the remote nicely tucked between your blanket. These round, red, button-sized ‘finders’ stick onto the back of remote controls. They have tiny batteries inside and an on/off switch. “Yes, this is a classic. We do not care about your sports team. Also, you can glue these finders ponto your, phone your keys and if you are douchbag, your ‘friends’.
Now you won’t have to pull your sofa cushions apart, run hysterically up and down the stairs only to find the remote nicely tucked between your blanket.
04. THE LAZY RECLINING CHAIR
Any self styled – lazy bachelor’s pad is incomplete without this magical chair. Had Sheldon Cooper been a sloth, this chair would have marked his spot. Equipped with exquisite massaging facilities, a USB charging port and cup holders, this throne has every luxury imaginable cooped up in it. Bring her home and spend every waking (and sleeping) moment of your bachelorhood in the lap of this glorious beauty; with your beer helmet plastered to your head. Whoever said life is a dreary affair hadn’t seen this leather beauty.
Lazy bachelor’s pad is incomplete without this magical chair.
